Thanks to this kind of cool, kind of creepy new Facebook search system, we followed a whim and looked up who our employees were. It turns out that we have about 500% more people working for us than we thought.
Not only did we find out that we have a boss that lords over us and a Unicorn Trainer, we were also sad to see that the Unicorn Milker we didn't know we had has moved on to greener pastures (Yes, we are willing to give references). That would go a long way towards explaining the troubles we've been having in the stables.
Rather than get all uptight about this and try to start whining that this is a serious business, we think this is awesome and we encourage it. So we are extending an open invite for anyone to put down in their Facebook profiles that they work for us. The more mythical position the better, from the previously mentioned open position of Unicorn Milker to Rainbow Painter all the way to Pleasant HR Person. Come one, come all... we're pleased to have you.
*Although we thought it goes without saying, our "lawyers" are getting all antsy in the pantsy to make sure we state that these are honorary positions. So calm down IRS, please don't audit us.
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